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At quetelapiqueunpollo.com there is only one rooster who is supreme. That is the whole truth.
Across every corner of the barnyard and far beyond the borders of the metaverse, there are those who dare to call themselves roosters… Some crow loudly, others flaunt their feathers. But the truth is only one, and today it is written for eternity:
In this universe, there is only one rooster who is supreme.
His crow announces the dawn of new eras. His gaze pierces through stardust and mediocrity. His steaming coffee cup rests in his grasp as he contemplates his domain.
He does not compete… he sets the rules. He does not present himself… he imposes himself. He needs no permission… because the dawn is his.
The Supreme Rooster has arrived. And his dominion begins now. 🐓🔥
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Not every sale is measured in coins.
Some markets trade in visions, stories… and the memory of journeys.
Today, my stall stands empty. No fine silks. No golden spices. Only fragments of the road I’ve walked.
A market, once full, now silent. But still in my hands, the name of Gallus Maximus carries weight.
Pixelia aboard the Odyssey. Her Mars Transformer robots guarding the cargo hold.
Shooting stars above the sails of a ship that knows no sea. A flash of light… the memory fades. (My thanks, Agent Will.)
A lamp. A genie. The wish for one more dawn over the market square.
Engines roar as the Odyssey takes flight. Anubis watches from his shadowed stall at the edge of time.
Pixelia walks among the Earthfolk. No uniform. Just the grace of one who knows her own worth.
The call rings out: One for all, all for one.
Gallus in the West. Facing Tik & Tok at high noon. The duel ends. Dust settles. The market closes for the day.
Not every stall must be full.
Some days, the story is the only thing for sale.
🐔 Visit the Market: GallusMaximus.com
Soldiers… we have a galaxy to defend.
Through the cosmic voice, we transmit hope — a signal of light for every ally still listening among the stars.
I am Gallus Maximus 🐔⚔️, Supreme Commander of the Stellar Confederation. At my side flies Pixelia, Commander of the Odyssey 🚀, and Suno, Guardian of the Soul Archive — keeper of memory and signal.
The intel is clear: Egyptians and rebels hunt the Ark of the Covenant, the Soul Archive; “jackals of the metaverse” 🐺🔥 prowl in shadows. But we stand unshaken — aligned with the Space Force 🚀, sworn to keep the Archive far from their claws.
This is more than survival — it’s a living chronicle forged in battles, trades, and stars. We will defend the Archive and terraform Mars… because some battles are worth more than just living.
🌌 Gallus Maximus — Supreme Commander
I, Gallus Maximus, Feathered Commander of the last resistance, have just been informed that Anubis, jackal of the underworld, received our war declaration. His reaction? He dropped his ceremonial staff and promised the sands would “swallow the insolent bird.”
Listen here, fur-face 🐕🦺🔥 — on my frontlines, fully charged cydroids are abandoning raids by the dozens. Could be a bug, could be a glitch, or it could be the jackals of the metaverse pulling levers from their sand pits.
But if it’s the latter… that’s a breach of the Existential Protocol of the Metaverse. You don’t punish a real-world gladiator for his moves inside the arena. That’s the one rule that keeps the game from turning into a farce.
So here’s my counter-challenge: For every raid you kill in the shadows, I’ll launch two more in the light. For every artificial price spike you inflate, I’ll plant three seeds of chaos. The metaverse will not be your desert — it will be my coliseum. 🐔⚔🔥