I, Gallus Maximus, Feathered Commander of the last resistance, have just been informed that Anubis, jackal of the underworld, received our war declaration. His reaction? He dropped his ceremonial staff and promised the sands would “swallow the insolent bird.”
Listen here, fur-face 🐕🦺🔥 — on my frontlines, fully charged cydroids are abandoning raids by the dozens. Could be a bug, could be a glitch, or it could be the jackals of the metaverse pulling levers from their sand pits.
But if it’s the latter… that’s a breach of the Existential Protocol of the Metaverse. You don’t punish a real-world gladiator for his moves inside the arena. That’s the one rule that keeps the game from turning into a farce.
So here’s my counter-challenge: For every raid you kill in the shadows, I’ll launch two more in the light. For every artificial price spike you inflate, I’ll plant three seeds of chaos. The metaverse will not be your desert — it will be my coliseum. 🐔⚔🔥
Seen sudden abandoned raids with fully charged cydroids? Drop your battle logs or your fiercest jackal memes below.
